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awkward-inwonderland:

There’s a HUGE ass spider in my room and I fucking HATE spiders! I have the biggest phobia ever of spiders! And I can’t kill them because I’m afraid that when I miss, and I will, it’ll get mad and attack me and try to eat my human flesh!! So, I’m doing what any normal arachnophobic person would do!

1. I scream as if an ax murder is chasing me.

 

2. I have an anxiety attack

3. I cry like a baby

4. Then I call my mom in and she’s like “a spider…really?”

And I’m like oh yeah? Look at that.

And she’s like…oh…damn!!

And I’m like yeah soo..

But luckily my mom has balls and kills it and she’s like 

“there, it’s dead. Happy now?”

And I go and hug her because she is the harry potter to my Hogwarts which in this case is my room! And that spider, was Voldespider and my mom, was Harry!

(Source: summerteases-islandbreezes)

It is always up by now! Where can I watch tonight’s episode online from Canada??

I am seriously so sick of my ex.

Bit of back story - We work together. Well, I am a baker and he is the shipper/receiver. His office is to the right of the bakery and to the right of his office is the dry stock and then the freezers/coolers which means I walk by his office about 20 times a day. He asked me to hang out one day, we went for a walk, then we tried eating alligator together, then we watched a movie and made out. Then we started dating. 3 weeks later I invite him to my friends birthday where he proceeded to start a fist fight with my friends cousin. This is when I broke up with my ex and he started calling me and threatening me.

Fast forward to now - We get along fine at work but we do not hang out outside of work.

Today we had this convo

Me - I move in 10 days! (to Vancouver)
Ex - I know
Me - I am going to sitting on the beach soaking up the sun while you are stuck here working
Ex - *grins* well then all the more reason to go see my sister in Vancouver

What does this mean????

Then he says things like “You’re cute when you pout” “You know I am good looking” and always smiling at me and just…ugh!

My mom says it is to get under my skin. And maybe it is. But he has been making a habit of sleeping with as many girls from the hotel as he can. His latest one? A 34 year old MARRIED woman. He has the picture to prove it. Ugh!

This whole thing just makes me feel dirty.

ROWAN WITH DRAGON CORE, TWELVE AND A HALF INCHES, QUITE FLEXIBLE

I kind of really love my wand :)

OMG!!!

BEST. DAY. EVER!!!

I am going to work my butt off at work so I can leave early so I can come home and be sorted and get my wand before going to get my hair done.

LIFE IS AWESOME!!